aceofcourse:

Special shout out to panromantic asexuals, y'all rock

behind-the-student:

When my therapist points out that I’m looking anxious

Originally posted by achingtentacles

studylikegeller:

crisiskode:

shutyourmoustache:

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out

allerliefste:

oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill

adhdmoi:

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

supremequeenofthenerds:

twodotsknowwhy:

spawnofsay10:

chiaroscar:

imagitory:

rcmclachlan:

grand-duc:

wigglyflippingout:

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

Ariel: Daddy, I love him!
Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him!
Me at 30:

Originally posted by plumkat

Originally posted by imagifary

Marnie in Halloweentown: I’m thirteen, okay? I’m practically grown up! I’m certainly old enough to make my own choices – right?

Me at 7: Right!

Me at 13: Right! …Well, okay, maybe not practically grown up, but still, right!

Me at 28:

Originally posted by itsprettydead

You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

This is so true

Me as teenager: Yeah, girl, you hook up with that older guy, this is super hot!

Me as an adult: all of these men should be arrested

Me age 24 re-reading Harry Potter

Me watching Mamma Mia at age 14: why is everyone worried that she’s getting married? 20 is all grown up!!!

Me now at age 21: oh god. oh no

ink-and-oceans:

“If thoughts could kill, I’d be dead.”

— tara love

racial:

racial:

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

dankmemesreasonforliving:

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”